One more

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again !  

Greg: huh ? X

K: You're a mug ! As if you're gonna act as if you don't know wht I'm ttalking about ! Everyone's already told me ! You're vile, I thought u were nice but you're fucking vile ! 

G: Okay, i have no idea what is going on. Please explain  

K: April fooooolsssss 

G: Hahaaaaa, you twat, you actually had me worried! How many other people have you done this to? X 

K: Hahahah ! Soooo goood ! Perfect, what did you think you had done? It's sooo good haha :) a handful of people haha, wish I cud see ur reaction ! Xx  

G: I couldnt think of anything which made it a bit more scarey haha. The fact you did it at night was nice, i thought you had gone out and someone had told you something hahahaa twat! Xx

I lied, More April Fool's

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again ! 

Kamala: You've already sent me that!!

Kingsley: Fuck off

Kamala: Stop being silly!! I'm too tired and ill jeez

Kamala: Haha

Kamala: I swear I've tried this on you before

Kingsley: Kamala, fucking listen u mug! Grow up, this isn't a practical joke, I'm not fucking joking with you, check my twitter, check my bbm status! I'm pissed off at you, you are filthy, get out of my life!

Kamala: I don't have bbm? What have I done?

Kamala: ........

Kamala: If you're joking this isn't funny

Kingsley: As if you don't know what you've done! Stop acting so innocent, fooling noone, I know you!

Kamala: I don't

Kamala: If you are joking I'm actually going to be pissed off

Kingsley: Don't tweet about this but ---- April foool's......hahahaha

Kamala: Annoying

Kamala: Not happy

Kamala: Bitch

Kamala: I hope Beyonce dies

Final April Fool's

I lost so many good conversations, didn't realise BBM deleted them! Waah.

Other great victims -
Midje
Amber M - 3 missed calls at 1:30am
Emma H (hehe)
Hannah Perry
Hannah Hopkins

1.

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again ! 

Poppy: What?

Poppy: Seriously I'm scared

*Poppy goes on to text Charlotte Rose and Tom Inglis in distress*

Kingsley: April Fool's

Poppy: Ahh you sneaky thing!!

Poppy: Definitely had me going haha

Poppy: You are so lucky you are so fit and I am in love with you.

2.

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again ! 

Ava: What?

Kingsley: Don't act fucking innocent! Thought you were my friend ava!! Ughhhhh

Ava: Are you joking? What the fuck have i done now?

Kingsley: You act all innocent, but now I guess I know what you are really like! You're vile! So so mean, get out of my life!

*Ava has a breakdown and cannot bear to text me back (her words)*

*next morning*

Ava: Were you joking last night kingsley? What have i done?

Kingsley: No I'm not joking Ava! I'm livid, and you haven't even apologised! Everyone's told me what u did, I still can't beleive it! Making me feel ill.

Ava: I don't know what the hell I've done! Kingsley! Can you stop this if its some sort of joke its horrible. What have I done?

Kingsley: Haha! April fool's babyyy! Love you xxxxxxxx

Ava: You massive twat#!!!! I had such a breakdown last night! Fuck sake kingsley!!! xxxxxx

April Fool's Part 2

Me - Becca Riezebos is pregnant!!!
Holly - WHAT?
Holly - OMG
Me - I knoww!!
Me - I cannot believe it
Holly - How do you know?
Me - She told me this morning!
Holly - Is she happy? Is she keeping it? Wtfff

LATER

Me - April fools
Me- hahahah
Holly - Hahaha I told my mum!!!
Me - AHAHAHAHAHHA
Me- AHAHAHAH
Holly - Don't! hahaha

April Fool's Part 1

My hilarious April Fool's. More to come. These two made me laugh.

Participants: Kingsley, Tom Inglis 

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again ! 

Tom Inglis: Sorry what 

Kingsley: Dnt fucking what u mug ! 

Tom Inglis: Literally lost mate and tired so I'll speak to you tomorrow 

Kingsley: Fuck u 

Tom Inglis: Seems big, I honestly have no idea what you're on about 

Kingsley: Ur an even bigger cunt than I thought then 

Kingsley: So fuck off 

Tom Inglis: Ok we're not getting anywhere until I'm filled in on what's happened. So either stop the abuse and reason or don't reply 

Kingsley: April fools. 

Kingsley: Hahahah love me 

Tom Inglis: Not cool coz you had me going. 

Participants: Kingsley, Charlie Niel 

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again ! 

Charlie Niel: What? 

Kingsley: Dnt act fucking clueless charlie, never thought u'd do that, thought u were a nice person 

Kingsley: Such a cunt, literally livid ! 

Charlie Niel: What 

Kingsley: Is that really how ur gonna defend urself ? 

Kingsley: Wow 

Charlie Niel: Give me a clue 

Charlie Niel: Stop being so overdramatic and tell me 

Kingsley: Now you're insulting me when I've done nothing wrong, and you're in the wrong, what even are you ? 

Charlie Niel: Is this a joke or something? 

Charlie Niel: I don't know what I've done so just tell me 

Kingsley: April fools jhahahhahah 

Charlie Niel: Omg I'm going to beat the shit out of you ahahahahahah 

Kingsley: Hahahahhaha 

Charlie Niel: Waaait is it actually? 

Charlie Niel: I'm so confused 

Kingsley: I love you Charlie hahaah 

Kingsley: Yes it is 

Kingsley: It's an april fools 

Charlie Niel: You tweeted "ugh! What a mug!"?!?! 

Kingsley: Dnt tell anyone, still gotta do it to more people 

Charlie Niel: Omg 

Kingsley: Yerrr that's why, doing it to people hahahah 

Kingsley: Where u nervous ? Hahahaha 

Charlie Niel: Need to go change my pants I fucking shat myself 

Kingsley: Hahahahhahahahah 

Kingsley: Yessssss 

Charlie Niel: I admit that was a good one, but don't do that to me!!! 

Charlie Niel: I was so worried hahah I thought I'd been such a cock by accident or something 

Kingsley: Making me laugh :) oh I wish I cud see ur reaction ! 

Charlie Niel: Is the tweet a tactical thing? Because if it is you are a very sly little man 

Kingsley: Yes it is tactical hahah 

Kingsley: Everyone will think it's about them hahah 

Charlie Niel: When you said it I immediately thought to check twitter cos you would definitely have tweeted 

Charlie Niel: Hahaha 

Charlie Niel: You're so clever 

Charlie Niel: Happy april fools bbz, if you can forgive me.. 

Kingsley: Shud hav kept it going for longerr 

Kingsley: But then, I never know wht the other person is thinking haha 

Charlie Niel: Ahahha 

Charlie Niel: Jesus 

Charlie Niel: Night matey, that was a good one 

Last Night

Before

After

I miss Italy

Beyonce is Pregnant

Oh Happy Days

Last Week of Summer - 'The Help' and 'The Kids are All Right' - Random Ramblings

Hey, haven't done a post in forever. I've had such a nice few days, doing very little, reading, watching movies and just milling about at home. I've just finished watching 'The Kids are All Right' and yesterday I saw 'The Help'. That's two movies in tow days, for me that's big. I never normally watch movies, that's two hours of your time, which seems like a LOT of time to invest to one thing at home. I'm so glad it was these two films, they were both so amazing, so so amazing. I don't watch too many films, but the ones I do watch I love to death. So it's either I am easily impressed, or I'm just amazing at cherry-picking.

It all started yesterday. I was bored at home, it was about 4pm, everyone I know was either staying at home or too lazy to go out, so I decided to stroll into town on my own and just walk about a bit. I did think I'd find people I know, but once I got there I was pretty content with just walking about doing different things.

I took this picture before I went into Waterstone's

This is a couple having an argument. Well they were basically breaking up. She was crying her eyes out and he was pretty much laughing. You're probably appalled I took a photo of this VERY private moment, but I can explain. In my stroll through town I saw them at literally 3 different spots, arguing and the girl in hysterics. They'd basically been following me around, so I thought. Why not snap them?

After this shot I went into Waterstone's, and randomly I picked up a book called 'The Help', I recognized the title from someone tweet so I read the blurb. It sounded literally amazing and I stood there for 5 minutes reading bits of the book. Noone wanted to go out that night, so I decided I'd look for the movie online and watch it that night. Literally felt like a calling.

After watching 'The Color Purple' I feel a strange connection to stories about oppressed black people, where that oppression isn't the centre of the story but an omnipresent feature. 'The Color Purple' and 'The Help' fit the bill perfectly, fantastic stories that are enriched by their 'commentary' on race relations.

'The Help' 

Set in Mississippi 1962 and deals with the phenomenon of black maids raising white children in Mississippi and the stories they have to tell about their treatment. The social commentary is worthy of a seperate blog, so I won't go into that too much, it was just a really nice film. Emma Stone is getting an Oscar for this, no doubt. The pace of the film is also REALLY impressive, considering there is just SO much to deal with here, and all the characters are interesting and develop throughout the film. I really recommend this film, mostly because I want someone to talk to about bits in it. It's funny, it gets you angered, it's emotionally charged, I'm just so surprised at the depth and variety of emotions that this one film (about 2 hours) can induce. Such an achievement. It better sweep come Spring (awards). When that time comes, it'll feel great, because although this is a huge hit America, I'll feel like this is 'my team' and 'my film. 

I was so impressed with this film, my faith in Cinema was restored. That's another thing about me, I never ever go to the Cinema these days. Even saying the word sounds odd to me. It's overpriced and everyone sees the same thing, it rarely feels special. So I avoid films, unless I'm with a friend at home.

So the first thing I did today was wake up, read then find a film to watch. 

I'll review 'The Kids are All Right' later. Too much to say. 

A Day in Peckham - Thursday 11th August

Hello journalist me.

Well not really, I just like 'Phonography' with my camera.

Denim on Black Folk

I really want to start wearing more denim now. I opted out of buying these items a while back. Now wish I didn't.

Also need some more hats.

Drake cheering on his new beau Serena Williams

Serena better get her Canadian peeen.