Monday 2 April 2012

April Fool's Part 1

My hilarious April Fool's. More to come. These two made me laugh.


Participants: Kingsley, Tom Inglis 

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again ! 
Tom Inglis: Sorry what 
Kingsley: Dnt fucking what u mug ! 
Tom Inglis: Literally lost mate and tired so I'll speak to you tomorrow 
Kingsley: Fuck u 
Tom Inglis: Seems big, I honestly have no idea what you're on about 
Kingsley: Ur an even bigger cunt than I thought then 
Kingsley: So fuck off 
Tom Inglis: Ok we're not getting anywhere until I'm filled in on what's happened. So either stop the abuse and reason or don't reply 
Kingsley: April fools. 
Kingsley: Hahahah love me 
Tom Inglis: Not cool coz you had me going. 

Participants: Kingsley, Charlie Niel 

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again ! 
Charlie Niel: What? 
Kingsley: Dnt act fucking clueless charlie, never thought u'd do that, thought u were a nice person 
Kingsley: Such a cunt, literally livid ! 
Charlie Niel: What 
Kingsley: Is that really how ur gonna defend urself ? 
Kingsley: Wow 
Charlie Niel: Give me a clue 
Charlie Niel: Stop being so overdramatic and tell me 
Kingsley: Now you're insulting me when I've done nothing wrong, and you're in the wrong, what even are you ? 
Charlie Niel: Is this a joke or something? 
Charlie Niel: I don't know what I've done so just tell me 
Kingsley: April fools jhahahhahah 
Charlie Niel: Omg I'm going to beat the shit out of you ahahahahahah 
Kingsley: Hahahahhaha 
Charlie Niel: Waaait is it actually? 
Charlie Niel: I'm so confused 
Kingsley: I love you Charlie hahaah 
Kingsley: Yes it is 
Kingsley: It's an april fools 
Charlie Niel: You tweeted "ugh! What a mug!"?!?! 
Kingsley: Dnt tell anyone, still gotta do it to more people 
Charlie Niel: Omg 
Kingsley: Yerrr that's why, doing it to people hahahah 
Kingsley: Where u nervous ? Hahahaha 
Charlie Niel: Need to go change my pants I fucking shat myself 
Kingsley: Hahahahhahahahah 
Kingsley: Yessssss 
Charlie Niel: I admit that was a good one, but don't do that to me!!! 
Charlie Niel: I was so worried hahah I thought I'd been such a cock by accident or something 
Kingsley: Making me laugh :) oh I wish I cud see ur reaction ! 
Charlie Niel: Is the tweet a tactical thing? Because if it is you are a very sly little man 
Kingsley: Yes it is tactical hahah 
Kingsley: Everyone will think it's about them hahah 
Charlie Niel: When you said it I immediately thought to check twitter cos you would definitely have tweeted 
Charlie Niel: Hahaha 
Charlie Niel: You're so clever 
Charlie Niel: Happy april fools bbz, if you can forgive me.. 
Kingsley: Shud hav kept it going for longerr 
Kingsley: But then, I never know wht the other person is thinking haha 
Charlie Niel: Ahahha 
Charlie Niel: Jesus 
Charlie Niel: Night matey, that was a good one 

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