One more

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again !  

Greg: huh ? X

K: You're a mug ! As if you're gonna act as if you don't know wht I'm ttalking about ! Everyone's already told me ! You're vile, I thought u were nice but you're fucking vile ! 

G: Okay, i have no idea what is going on. Please explain  

K: April fooooolsssss 

G: Hahaaaaa, you twat, you actually had me worried! How many other people have you done this to? X 

K: Hahahah ! Soooo goood ! Perfect, what did you think you had done? It's sooo good haha :) a handful of people haha, wish I cud see ur reaction ! Xx  

G: I couldnt think of anything which made it a bit more scarey haha. The fact you did it at night was nice, i thought you had gone out and someone had told you something hahahaa twat! Xx

I lied, More April Fool's

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again ! 

Kamala: You've already sent me that!!

Kingsley: Fuck off

Kamala: Stop being silly!! I'm too tired and ill jeez

Kamala: Haha

Kamala: I swear I've tried this on you before

Kingsley: Kamala, fucking listen u mug! Grow up, this isn't a practical joke, I'm not fucking joking with you, check my twitter, check my bbm status! I'm pissed off at you, you are filthy, get out of my life!

Kamala: I don't have bbm? What have I done?

Kamala: ........

Kamala: If you're joking this isn't funny

Kingsley: As if you don't know what you've done! Stop acting so innocent, fooling noone, I know you!

Kamala: I don't

Kamala: If you are joking I'm actually going to be pissed off

Kingsley: Don't tweet about this but ---- April foool's......hahahaha

Kamala: Annoying

Kamala: Not happy

Kamala: Bitch

Kamala: I hope Beyonce dies

Final April Fool's

I lost so many good conversations, didn't realise BBM deleted them! Waah.

Other great victims -
Midje
Amber M - 3 missed calls at 1:30am
Emma H (hehe)
Hannah Perry
Hannah Hopkins

1.

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again ! 

Poppy: What?

Poppy: Seriously I'm scared

*Poppy goes on to text Charlotte Rose and Tom Inglis in distress*

Kingsley: April Fool's

Poppy: Ahh you sneaky thing!!

Poppy: Definitely had me going haha

Poppy: You are so lucky you are so fit and I am in love with you.

2.

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again ! 

Ava: What?

Kingsley: Don't act fucking innocent! Thought you were my friend ava!! Ughhhhh

Ava: Are you joking? What the fuck have i done now?

Kingsley: You act all innocent, but now I guess I know what you are really like! You're vile! So so mean, get out of my life!

*Ava has a breakdown and cannot bear to text me back (her words)*

*next morning*

Ava: Were you joking last night kingsley? What have i done?

Kingsley: No I'm not joking Ava! I'm livid, and you haven't even apologised! Everyone's told me what u did, I still can't beleive it! Making me feel ill.

Ava: I don't know what the hell I've done! Kingsley! Can you stop this if its some sort of joke its horrible. What have I done?

Kingsley: Haha! April fool's babyyy! Love you xxxxxxxx

Ava: You massive twat#!!!! I had such a breakdown last night! Fuck sake kingsley!!! xxxxxx

April Fool's Part 2

Me - Becca Riezebos is pregnant!!!
Holly - WHAT?
Holly - OMG
Me - I knoww!!
Me - I cannot believe it
Holly - How do you know?
Me - She told me this morning!
Holly - Is she happy? Is she keeping it? Wtfff

LATER

Me - April fools
Me- hahahah
Holly - Hahaha I told my mum!!!
Me - AHAHAHAHAHHA
Me- AHAHAHAH
Holly - Don't! hahaha

April Fool's Part 1

My hilarious April Fool's. More to come. These two made me laugh.

Participants: Kingsley, Tom Inglis 

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again ! 

Tom Inglis: Sorry what 

Kingsley: Dnt fucking what u mug ! 

Tom Inglis: Literally lost mate and tired so I'll speak to you tomorrow 

Kingsley: Fuck u 

Tom Inglis: Seems big, I honestly have no idea what you're on about 

Kingsley: Ur an even bigger cunt than I thought then 

Kingsley: So fuck off 

Tom Inglis: Ok we're not getting anywhere until I'm filled in on what's happened. So either stop the abuse and reason or don't reply 

Kingsley: April fools. 

Kingsley: Hahahah love me 

Tom Inglis: Not cool coz you had me going. 

Participants: Kingsley, Charlie Niel 

Kingsley: I cannot fucking believe you, how could you do that to me ? How fucking dare you, you're a fucking cunt, I never want to speak to you again ! 

Charlie Niel: What? 

Kingsley: Dnt act fucking clueless charlie, never thought u'd do that, thought u were a nice person 

Kingsley: Such a cunt, literally livid ! 

Charlie Niel: What 

Kingsley: Is that really how ur gonna defend urself ? 

Kingsley: Wow 

Charlie Niel: Give me a clue 

Charlie Niel: Stop being so overdramatic and tell me 

Kingsley: Now you're insulting me when I've done nothing wrong, and you're in the wrong, what even are you ? 

Charlie Niel: Is this a joke or something? 

Charlie Niel: I don't know what I've done so just tell me 

Kingsley: April fools jhahahhahah 

Charlie Niel: Omg I'm going to beat the shit out of you ahahahahahah 

Kingsley: Hahahahhaha 

Charlie Niel: Waaait is it actually? 

Charlie Niel: I'm so confused 

Kingsley: I love you Charlie hahaah 

Kingsley: Yes it is 

Kingsley: It's an april fools 

Charlie Niel: You tweeted "ugh! What a mug!"?!?! 

Kingsley: Dnt tell anyone, still gotta do it to more people 

Charlie Niel: Omg 

Kingsley: Yerrr that's why, doing it to people hahahah 

Kingsley: Where u nervous ? Hahahaha 

Charlie Niel: Need to go change my pants I fucking shat myself 

Kingsley: Hahahahhahahahah 

Kingsley: Yessssss 

Charlie Niel: I admit that was a good one, but don't do that to me!!! 

Charlie Niel: I was so worried hahah I thought I'd been such a cock by accident or something 

Kingsley: Making me laugh :) oh I wish I cud see ur reaction ! 

Charlie Niel: Is the tweet a tactical thing? Because if it is you are a very sly little man 

Kingsley: Yes it is tactical hahah 

Kingsley: Everyone will think it's about them hahah 

Charlie Niel: When you said it I immediately thought to check twitter cos you would definitely have tweeted 

Charlie Niel: Hahaha 

Charlie Niel: You're so clever 

Charlie Niel: Happy april fools bbz, if you can forgive me.. 

Kingsley: Shud hav kept it going for longerr 

Kingsley: But then, I never know wht the other person is thinking haha 

Charlie Niel: Ahahha 

Charlie Niel: Jesus 

Charlie Niel: Night matey, that was a good one