#4 - Tyra Banks

Seriously, Tyra Banks, nuff said. Have you EVER seen anyone look THIS good in a bikini? Now we have DEFINITELY come to the people I stalk/used to stalk, I was obsessed with this woman like 3 or 4 years ago; to the point that I knew what she earned every year, where she was week-in-week out, where she went out to dinner, who her friends were. I think I’ll stop there, that’s already too much.

I just realised something, my first obsession was Pamela Anderson (Big Boobs) then Jennifer Lopez (Big Butt) then Tyra Banks, who is like a mix of both.

I’m trying to remember when I first ‘met’ her, maybe in Fresh Prince, where she was that angry black girl, who Will wanted to fuck. Yeah, that must be it. Then America’s Next Top Model, which I LOVED, not so much now because I don’t watch it, but Cycle 3 and Cycle 4 were the BEST, well Cycle 3 especially. I doubt anyone will remember Eva, Toccara, Yaya, Nicole and mandem! Best series by far.

It wasn’t just ANTM, I fucking loved watching that crappy talkshow she did! It’s cancelled now L or she quit or something. She’s going back to modelling now, with Victoria’s Secret, at least that’s what I heard last.

Anyone that knows me, should know that this woman HAD to be on the list, and the rest of the list follows the same trend. Any average Joe Bloggs that has spent 10 minutes with me could probably fill in the last three spots, or could they? Yeah they probably could, but that’s beside the point!

Fresh Prince, ANTM, Tyra Show, all my favourite things in the world, in one woman. I haven’t heard a lot from her in the last few months, not sure what she’s doing with her life. That would have NEVER happen a few years ago, but Tyra, things change, people change. 

Deciding what picture to put up was the hardest thing ( ;) ) 

5 Years Ago at Stage School...

I played the Dentist in the Little Shop of Horrors, today i want to share the story of that week. It was after year 5, so that's about 5 years ago right? I payed like £150 to spend a week at Stagecoach, this was back when i was sure i was going to be an actor, i'm still amazing at acting but you know, all good actors had a fallback. Everyone there was already so good, they all could dance, sing, rap, ballet and everything! And there i was, the chubby black kid from the Bronx. I don't remember what we did on the first day, fuck that i don't even remember all we did during the week, but i do remember the auditions.

I auditioned for the main role, if you've seen the movie, i auditioned for the guy that owns the plant, back then i thought i would be good for it, now i thank God i didn't get it. But like, i was so pissed off they didn't give me the main role, i think i cried? OK, i probably didn't cry, but i was so upset! I put it down to me being black, as i do all my problems. The dentist in the show only had a few lines and ONE song, UGH!

They all loved me there in the rehearsals, i really miss it! I want to do more stuff like that! I had three back up singers, and this one SLUT was CONSTANTLY trying to steal my shine. I still get pissed off about it today, waht a fucking whore. I shut that hoe down EVERYTIME, everytime she moved forward to join me, i'd sing louder and move in front of her. In the real shows she did nothing, thankfully. I performed the song i posted, rocked the house, an old granny came up to me later and asked for my autograph, haha! I loved the week!

I think after writing all this i want to be an actor again, i'm actually doing a play again this winter, for the school. Two Planks and a Passion, medium role, good enough. Really arrogant and holier-than-thou character, can't wait :)

Yeah, i just came across that video, and started reminiscing, thought i'd share with you beautiful people.

The Best Video

Watch it, i promise you, you'll love it.

Guys, view at your own discretion, this is something.

http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh70U95GoteBCrV1AK


This is so funny, SO SO SO funny!

#5 - Brandy Norwood

#5 Favourite Person in the world - this picture says it all really.

 I've bought every album she's ever had (post 2005) and i mean BOUGHT, not got for free. I love her, i took one of her albums on a trip to York in Year 6, and i loved York, so the album just brings back so many good memories, it's one of those things you know? Afrodisaic is DANGEROUSLY UNDERrated so many good songs; an acquired taste though.

She really should be ranked higher, don't think i'm doing her justice her, because i really am in love with her. Anything she does i'll be on it, any book she writes (when she does) i'll read it, every track she records i'll listen to it. She has a reality show atm, i can't wait for it to come to the UK, probably have to wait like 50 more months FML.

Love Brandy, she would be higher if she released an album in the last two years :'(.

50 Cent Sold-Out Show in Salvador,Brazil

Haha, lol jk He's a total hack. This is what like 10% of full capacity, that's just sad man. I have a real problem with this guy, he is just such a loser now. Ever since that Kanye West comment he's career has gone down the toilet, he probably hasn't had ONE SINGLE hit since then, and to add salt to his wounds, here is this pic. It's just sad, it's not even a rehearsal or some shit, it is CLEARLY in the middle of his set.

Sad, sad story.

Let's laugh at his sorry broke ass.

Happy Birthday Caroline Wozniacki

Turns 20 today!

Happy Birthday

FML FML

Why didn't i go? Haha, i feel like everyone is out somewhere fighting a war, and i'm stuck at home alone. TO make it worse, facebook is empty apart from the other people sulking they didn't go!

FMFL. Like three months ago I didn't want to go to Lounge, two months ago i didn't want to go, a month ago i didn't want to go, last week i didn't want to go, but in the last few days when i truly realised EVERYONE was going, I WANT TO GO! :'( But i don't ACTUALLY want to go, get me?

To make it worse i can hear all those lesbians on that farm having fun, fucking each other and having white-teen drama, all without me! Someone's already been impregnated by now, and i wouldn't even know!

The only consolation is that next weekend is Holly's and that's FREE, so woohoo. One thing that bugs me about Lounge is the prices, i mean COME ON, A Ground Pass to Wimbledon is £20, center court on the first 3 days doesn't go over £50, an average Beyonce ticket is about £50, a happy meal is what £2.99, and some whitebreds down at Merton Farm expect me to pay £75 to spend the weekend sweating it out listening to shitty bands, pfft. The only reason NOW, why i want to go is because, as i said, EVERYONE is there. And to make it worse, my sister who always said it was shit and that i shouldn't go, guess what, she's there and loving it; but she didn't have to pay, so props to her!

This rant was so therapeutic! There, i'm over it. Ugh, i wish it would rain or some shit, but no, has to be the hottest day of the year for those lucky lesbians (alliteration huh?)

Next year, maybe? pfftt

Talented much?

I guess i can go ahead and add Violin playing to one of my MANY talents, i'm unstoppable! I'm literally scaring myself.

In case some of you semi-illiterate people didn't recognise that piece that was Richard Wagner's 'The Ring Cycle' composed in the late 19th Century, you mad?

Back to The list - #6 Glee People

Do y'all even remember there was a list? :'(

Glee People - #6

Really missing Glee atm, they always have SUCH long breaks, how frustrating. We are all suffering because of it, I’ve even forgotten what they sound like! Well that’s a lie as I listen to the songs all the time, loser much?

My favourite is… I actually don’t know! Hard to choose just one, but I think Rachel, everyone hates her but I love her. She is sort of me! Overdramatic and better than you. 

If I’m honest I really do not like Finn, I always say this and I’ll say it again, he is way too tall for TV, it seems like he is ALWAYS crouching; just generally a very awkward character to watch on TV. Worst of all he can’t sing and seems to get all the songs on the show, which makes no sense. Ugh, why couldn’t they just get someone good to do the male lead. Not a TREE. I know many will hate me for saying this, but I hate Finn!

I wonder what they’ll do in say 3 seasons from now, they can’t be in high-school forever; on that note the actor that plays 16-year old Finn is actually 28. Don’t understand why they don’t just get young people to play it, everyone is over 20 on that show, but whatever. Where was I? Yeah, what are they going to do when everyone gets into their 30s, would love a constant cycle of the cast, would be exciting. Perhaps this time, no tree, no guy in wheelchair and no token black girl ( Though, I do LOVE Mercedes)

My favourite songs from Glee? (You didn’t ask but yeah) Probably Like a Prayer or Don’t Rain on My Parade. Actually a video of me singing… actually I won’t finish that sentence on second thought.

Glee needs to come back NOW, not in September, life is so gleeless!

Nope, I don’t stalk these people, but for months in a year I watch them and listen to their songs every day of the episode week, sad? Maybe, but you lavv it!

Serena's #13

GREATEST.OF.ALL.TIME

Go 'head ReeRee!

#13 Slam
#4 Wimbledon Singles
#10 Wimbledon Title

The best

Nightmares

Started having serious nightmares last night. Two in succession, well calling them nightmares is a bit dramatic, let's say bad dreams. They all were about one thing, results day.

In both of the nightmares someone would step on my results sheet before I open them, and when i'd open them I'd see some terrible results like Bs and Cs, and only a few stars. In everyone i'd panic, and for the first one, i SERIOUSLY thought it was real, we all get those dreams were it's hard to snap out of it, but this was even scarier. I'm going to die of a heart attack before the 19th and the 24th!

But yeah, not going to write about it anymore. Wasting my time, nothing can be changed, so yeah.

Brighter Note -
Mummy just booked holiday to Italy in August :)