Beyonce - Giselle - Knowles

If I don't do it now, I doubt I'll ever do it. She deserves a post, but it's too hard. It's like trying to describe why you use your hand to type, or why you walk with two feet. Anyone that knows me probably would agree that clinical help for my obsession wouldn't be out of the question. It's not just me though, with my family (my sister) this obsession has evolved into a religion and Her name is heralded and not used in vain in this house.

Another reason I've taken this long to do this post is that, it has to be worthy of Her. It can't be just any other post, it's Beyonce.  I'll try my best, but I just have to jump into it or I'll never do it.

I'll start with the history of our relationship. The funny thing now is that before her first solo album, actually probably during that era too, I hated this woman. Well not 'hated', that's a bit too strong, but i didn't LOVE her. I was a big fan of DC3 (Destiny's Child for all you illiterates out there) and I always felt like Bee got everything, she sang the most on all the songs, got credits on all the songs, and was always in the middle. Yeah, immature, but I was younger and that stuff bugged me. She was clearly the best in the group; but I still loved the other two (they really should be somewhere on this list!) After the mastery of  'Dangerously In Love' the album, espiecally 'Crazy In Love' which was MY SOOOOOOONGGGG in primary school! I fell in love.

The obsession really intensified like 2 years ago. Fast forward to now and I'm a headcase. I more or less know where she is week-in-week out, which is bad, but not as bad as the fact that I follow her dancers, her band, her sister, her cousin and her assistant on Twitter. Taking all this in mind, I pretty much know all there is to know about her, there are so many different TV channels that try to do her biography, and they never tell me anything new. Which is worrying, the only thing I don't know is where she got married.

She's not just the perfect woman, she's like the perfect human being. By now, what you've read, you probably think I'm crazy, most probably because I keep calling it an 'obsession'. I was going through all the things I've bought because of this woman. I must have spent like £200, that includes all the trident packets i bought hoping to win tickets, and the cans of pepsis and all the DVDS, CDs, Calendars and ish. Right now, I'm waiting for two different DVDs to come out, I already have money put aside. It's not like I just watch these DVDs and cast them aside, I know must of them off by heart, like what she does in them says in them, the arrangements, the key-changes, everything.

The biggest regret of my life is probably never seeing her in concert, or never meeting her in person, which sounds weird I know. But she always tours at such bad times, like come on Bee, why can't you be touring now in the summer! To be honest part of me doesn't want to, I think i'd get chucked out, I'd lose my voice in the first 5 seconds and then shit my pants and just start crying. Now if I met her on the street, what would I do? I actually can't even say, I probably sound like a mad serial killer but I'm sure she knows I love her.

Oh and another thing, I'll defend her to the death. I don't care if your dad just died, you come for Bee and I'll come for you. Yes, she's the best singer in the world, the best actress, the most gorgeous woman, the best dancer, the voice of our generation, the biggest star on the planet, the most creative songwriter, bla bla bla. I could go on, and if anyone tries to go against this, I will argue to the death.

So there it is, the number 1. Come back Bee, I'm bored, screw having babies with Jay-Zed!