Saturday, 6 August 2011

Canterbury... In The Last Week

Rape

Someone got raped outside Sainsbury's - a 14 year old boy by a man in his 40s. To make it worse, I think the kid is foreign, so is only in England visiting. Imagine going back home and having to deal with that. In Canterbury as well, rough.

Murder


A dead body was found in a car by the carpark near SLGS. Again, in Canterbury. Definitely murder.

Attack


Young couple violently beaten, again outside Sainsbury's. (Just don't go there) By two men. They were probably chavs or something and brought it on themselves, but still!

CANTERBURY!

Bum Bitches

The following is about a friend of mine, no really, it isn't about me. If it was I would say, K?

Well, how do I begin? Story involves two friends. One's a complete BUM BITCH and the other is lovely. The lovely one has a horrible ex-boyfriend, who won't stop talking shit. Recently he's upped his came a  bit, and has started saying some repulsive things to everyone in sight, including BB (Bum Bitch). Now these two are meant to be really good friends, so you think BB would completely lay into the boy and tell him to shut the fuck up.

Well she doesn't, she almost JOINS in and laughs at her VERY GOOD FRIEND behind her back. What's worse is that they text all the time now and go out on little outings. BB hasn't even told her friend about ANY of this and she's had to find out by other people, BB still hasn't fessed up. Good people don't like confrontation, so BB is getting away with this crime, for now. The fact that she's hiding all this, she must know she's doing a bad thing! Right?

But you know, there are some really shady people out there. There's two faced, and there's straight SCARY FACED BITCH.

The End.

Thoughts?


Thursday, 4 August 2011

Sunday, 31 July 2011

Friday, 22 July 2011

Sebastian Haffner on ...

I live by this quote. This is me.

Sebastian Haffner - Defying Hitler -

To provoke extremes of love and hate, to be worshiped like a God or loathed like the devil, is given only to a truly exceptional person who is poles apart from the masses.





Sunday, 17 July 2011

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Friday, 1 July 2011

Schoolin Life



This is for them 20 somethings,
Time really moves fast you were just sixteeeen



This is for them 30 somethings
That didn't turn out exactly how your mom & dad wanted you to beeeey



This is for them 40 somethings
Well raise up your glass & laugh like a mutha (mutha)



This is for them 50 somethings
Hell, you're half-way there baby take it to the head



Mom & Dad tried to hide the world
Said the world's just to big for a little girl
Eyes wide open can't you see
I had my first heels by the age of thirteen

Mom & Dad tried to hide the boys
I swear that just made em want me more
At 14 they asked me what I wanna be
I said, BABY 21 so I get me a drink

I'm not a teacher babe, but I can teach you something
Not a preacher, but we can pray if you wanna
Ain't a doctor, but I can make you feel better
But I'm great at wrting these sick-uh love letters

I'm a freak all day uh-uh all night
High top, flight, boy out of sight
And I'm crazy all day uh-uh all night
Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?!



This is for them 'pretty' somethings
Livin in the fast lane, see you when you crash baaaabe



This is for them sexy somethings
That body ain't gon always get you outta everythaaaang



This is for them bitter somethings
Stop living in regret, baby it's not over yet



And this is for them jiggga somethings
That's high on life, baby put me on yo flight


Monday, 27 June 2011

Saturday, 11 June 2011

Friday, 10 June 2011